Can He Be Reprogrammed?

I would like to think all parents have moments when we don't recognize our children.

By that, I mean, you know you've taught them better than they are acting. Sort of a "Who are you and what have you done with my son" moment. That's been my life for the past few months when it comes to my youngest.

Cute he is, shy he's not.

His mouthiness has certainly been the source of several trips to time alone. Hayden is independent, feisty, and stubborn all rolled in to one shaggy-haired boy with eyes that melt my heart. One day, I will smile fondly at his less-than-stellar moments. Until then, here is a list of remarks that took him out of the running for Kid-of-the-Year.

"You are NOT in charge, Dad," when told to turn off the movie.

"You don't say that, little Ma'am," when I told him to get his coat on for soccer practice.

"I don't want to hear you talk," when told to not stand on the couch.

"I'll pour this milk on your head," when told it's time for bed.

And the most recent one I'm too embarrassed to admit came out of the mouth of my child.

He will one day realize these remarks are not allowed. He may be 30, but the day will come. Until then, I blame Greg.

It's easier.