conversation with an 8-year-old

Him: Hey, Mom...I teased Hayden earlier, asking him if he had 'an accident in the 'bathroom?'

Me: What do you mean, an accident?

Him: He had peed all over the seat! I mean, really. (Rolling his eyes)

Me: Well, did you at least clean it up?

Him: What? Heck, no! I'm not cleanin' up his...business!

I loved the use of that word.

From now on, I'll be sure to tell my 5-year-old to make sure he aims his 'business' in the right direction. My dad used to always complain that living with all women meant getting no time in the bathroom because we were always primping. But, it's no easier living with all boys.

Yet always entertaining.