need an extra keychain?

I'm not crazy.

I sometimes debate that statement, but I did begin to question whether I was losing it for a good five minutes yesterday. Here's the story.

Last week, I arrived home from work and eventually when Greg returned, he asked me, 'Since when did you love Fishers so much?' I had no idea what he was talking about. He pointed to the 'I LOVE FISHERS,' heart-shaped keychain on my keyring. Problem is, I didn't put it there. Not that I don't enjoy the nearby town of Fishers, but I wasn't even certain where the keychain came from.

Thinking maybe my oldest son put it there, I removed it and went on making dinner.

The following day I arrived home and realized two paper clips were attached to my keyring. Not sure how that happened, I thought. Still, it was possible they tangled with my keys when I dropped them at my desk early in the morning. I removed the paperclips and forgot about them.

Monday morning, I went to leave work and found two more paperclips on my keyring, but these were attached through a tiny packet of pepper. Not your typical keychain sold at Hallmark. On closer inspection, I noticed another keychain, a shark, with teeth that doubled as a bottle opener.

Am I losing what little sanity I possessed in the first place?

Obviously, someone was having some fun at my expense. I investigated and found it was our traffic guy, Darren, who couldn't keep a straight face. He'd been plotting his careful moves, attaching random keychains when I was occupied doing something else. He's the same guy who taped a fellow worker's phone to her receiver several days in a row. His next idea was a packet of mayonnaise for my keys.

Someone needs a hobby. :)