7 things observed at the neighborhood pool

The Justin Bieber-looking lifeguard spends more time looking at his six-pack than he does the swimmers. Good to know.

The guy with the lobster-red back either fell asleep on his stomach or was going for that before-and-after look.

No tv network will be featuring the fashionable swimwear anytime soon.

Goldfish crackers float.

The right stall in the women's restroom is the cleanest. Always.

The person who yells 'Marco' during Marco Polo totally peeks, then denies it.

A trip to the pool in late afternoon is a good excuse to get out of cooking dinner and have the hubby bring home a pizza.