he skipped some options

5-year-old: Hey, Mom...how long have you been a wife?

Me: Umm...11 years. Why?

5-year-old: Just wondered. I'm never gettin' married.

9-year-old: Oh Hayden. I'm gonna marry one day.

Me: Well, you don't have to. It's your choice.

9-year-old: True. You can also be a hobo.