an actual dinner conversation

Me: Hayden, tell me your favorite part of your day?

My 6-year-old: Oh, probably coming home and seeing my family.

Me: That's awfully nice of you to say.

Him: Yep.

Me: And did anything happen that you DIDN'T like?

Him: Not really.

Me: Even better.

Him: Yeah. That's what I said, Clark.

Me: Who is Clark?

Him: Can I be done now?

Me: Ummm, yes...you're excused.

Him: Yes! Hayden. Gone. I'm out. Peace.

*Note: I need a translator.