Him: Hey Mom, this 2nd-grade girl at school was totally checking me out today.Me: Oh yeah? How do you know?Him: Mom. Really? She was doing this _______. (Insert a 6-year-old's imitation of a girl making googly eyes.)Me: I see.Him: It was on the playground. So, I hung upside down on the monkey bars for another minute just so she could get a longer look.Me: Smart move.Him: Lookin' good for the ladies!Me: (Trying to contain my laughter) Hayden, I don't know where you get it.Him: (As he runs off) I'm tellin' you, Mom. I am sooooooo gettin' a girlfriend.Clearly, I'm in trouble.
Friday, May 6, 2011
a chat with a future comedian
Him: Hey Mom, this 2nd-grade girl at school was totally checking me out today.Me: Oh yeah? How do you know?Him: Mom. Really? She was doing this _______. (Insert a 6-year-old's imitation of a girl making googly eyes.)Me: I see.Him: It was on the playground. So, I hung upside down on the monkey bars for another minute just so she could get a longer look.Me: Smart move.Him: Lookin' good for the ladies!Me: (Trying to contain my laughter) Hayden, I don't know where you get it.Him: (As he runs off) I'm tellin' you, Mom. I am sooooooo gettin' a girlfriend.Clearly, I'm in trouble.
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Deb that boy is hilarious...I miss seeing you guys at your local donut/starbucks place right down the road in your neighborhood. Give the boys a big hug!!
LOVE THAT KID!!!
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