We don't open the windows very often around my house.I say that tongue-in-cheek, but the truth is some interesting things can often be heard from the boys. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's mind-boggling, and other times...well, I blame Greg.So at the risk of raising a few eyebrows, I share with you the following actual spoken phrases in my home. I wouldn't dare share the ENTIRE conversation, after all, you might wonder about us.Hayden telling us about his friend Angelica at school, and when I asked if she's his girlfriend, he responded, 'No way. She always has snot and boogers.'My oldest son asking me while laughing to 'give him a wedgie.' Don't people usually AVOID those?Greg telling our youngest that he has outgrown the Ninja Turtle costume he is wearing, and Hayden saying, 'No I haven't Daddy. It just goes up my bottom.' Uhhh...exactly.Hayden asking me to make cornflake chicken for dinner, then later insisting I scrape the cornflakes off. What's the point?And finally, my youngest saying 'I don't think so little lady' when I told him he needed to sit in time alone. Guess who sat there a little longer?And that's all folks.
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Showing posts with label boys things they say sons oldest youngest. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Things Heard Around My House
We don't open the windows very often around my house.I say that tongue-in-cheek, but the truth is some interesting things can often be heard from the boys. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's mind-boggling, and other times...well, I blame Greg.So at the risk of raising a few eyebrows, I share with you the following actual spoken phrases in my home. I wouldn't dare share the ENTIRE conversation, after all, you might wonder about us.Hayden telling us about his friend Angelica at school, and when I asked if she's his girlfriend, he responded, 'No way. She always has snot and boogers.'My oldest son asking me while laughing to 'give him a wedgie.' Don't people usually AVOID those?Greg telling our youngest that he has outgrown the Ninja Turtle costume he is wearing, and Hayden saying, 'No I haven't Daddy. It just goes up my bottom.' Uhhh...exactly.Hayden asking me to make cornflake chicken for dinner, then later insisting I scrape the cornflakes off. What's the point?And finally, my youngest saying 'I don't think so little lady' when I told him he needed to sit in time alone. Guess who sat there a little longer?And that's all folks.
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