Things I Know...Things I Don't

KNOW

How to sew

The phone number where I grew up

My 4th-grade teacher's dog's name

How to change a tire, though I've never done so

The French language...barely

How to bake

That I love my kids

How to flip an omelet in the skillet

That I can't sing

How to eat with chopsticks

DONT

How to juggle

How to curl my tongue

How to roll my R's

How to change my oil

Why my childhood dog never came back

How to flip pizza dough

What happened to a former boyfriend's class ring

How to whistle with my fingers

Where my husband keeps the vacuum...and I'm ok with that

Why people hurt children