clearly, the cool mom thing isn't working

Sitting at dinner last night, our oldest told his dad how we went on a bike ride while he was at work.

Earlier, I aired up the tires on the bikes for both boys, as well as mine, and we hit the road. And as Griff filled his Dad in on the fun details during dinner, I apparently got carried away and said, 'We went pretty far, didn't we? Give me some knuckles.'

My son stared blankly back, then said...'Ummmm, that's just not gonna happen.'

Point taken.