WHERE IS IT?

Dierks Bentley has nothin on me.

He owns a couple of dogs, and talks about them quite a bit. Even his fans know the names of his pets. But, I'll bet he's never had this happen...

Just a few minutes ago, I was sitting upstairs on the computer, which sits next to a window that looks over the front lawn. It's nice out, so the window is open. And then I hear my husband yelling my name.

"Hey honey, you there? Can you look out the window a second?"

I do.

I ask Greg what he needs. He is standing on the grass with a plastic grocery bag in his hands. Then came the laugh of the night.

"Can you look out the window and tell me if you see where Darby (our black lab) left her business? (Left her business is code for going to the bathroom.)

You've got to be kidding me.

Greg explained that he saw her squat, ran in to get a bag, and couldn't "find" it. He needed a spotter from the second story of the house. Man, are we backwards.

I'll bet Dierks has never done that one before.

If you're wondering, I couldn't find it. Looked and looked, and nothin.

Maybe its time for Greg to cut the grass.