never argue with a 5-year-old

Hayden: Remember when I told you what I want for my next birthday?

Me: No, I don't. You told me something specific?

Hayden: Yessssss. You really don't remember?

Me: Honey, I don't remember you saying anything like that. Your birthday isn't till December!

Hayden: Well, I did.

Me: Okay, I just don't recall.

Hayden: Well, I told you. I did, Mom.

Me: Okay, when?

Hayden: Like...back in the 80's!