try to remain quiet when this happens

Went to the spa for a pedicure this week.

Picture this. They have one of those relaxation rooms, probably the closest thing to heaven, where you don't hear cell phones ringing, kids calling your name, or horns honking at you to move the minute a light turns green. By the way, the horn thing happened last week, and I heard Hayden yell from the back seat, 'Don't sass my momma!'

Good to know a 5-year-old has my back.

So I took a seat on the plush couch in the relaxation room, donning a robe and flipflops, and noticing that the woman across from me either had better biceps than my husband, or once worked for that show American Gladiators. I then poured myself a steaming cup of cinnamon tea...

And PROCEEDED TO SPILL IT ALL OVER MY LEG.

Hot. Tea. Skin.

Not a good combination. And my reaction was anything BUT relaxing.