Lifeguard Looks

Since I mentioned our neighborhood pool in the post below, I should also mention the lifeguards.

They are a riot.

While I appreciate that they are keeping us safe, I can't help but wonder where they came from. Honestly, they all look like Abercrombie & Fitch models. You would laugh hysterically.

Aviator glasses. Diamond studs in both ears for the guys. Abs so ripped they look like they've been airbrushed. The guys' hair perfectly coiffed with gel. Almost makes you wonder if they'd be ok with getting it wet, should the need arise.

I sometimes catch them checking themselves out, or making sure they are sitting at the right angle to flex their chiseled bellies.

It's like Baywatch, without the Hoff.